How to Date Online... O_O

 Feeling bored? Yet again? Boredom will often lead you to do a lot of crazy stuff. Like join a dating website. Even if you're not looking for a date. Why? Because you're the shiznit that's why! (That didn't even make any sense but come on, who really cares?) So here's dating 101, and in order to make the "dating" part amusing, you would need this people on the dating website as well. Which I'm pretty sure are plenty.

• The sleak pervert
• The wife hunter
• The bargaining wife hunter
• Master Yoda (I didn't realize he was into these things but hey, to each his own.)
• The Desperate Man
• The Psychopaths

Duration: Until you find the entertainment you are looking for. Which is probably a lifetime... O_O


1. Join OkCupid.
There are thousands of dating websites out there, but make sure to join a website that is prominent, and of course free. Why? Because the best things in life are free beeyotch!


2. Meet The Sleak Pervert

Where's the fun in dating websites without the perverts? Make sure they ask for your IM addresses, emails and so on. They'll be asking for some "pictures" of you. They'll probably wanna trade pictures with you too. You can choose to ignore them or... ask them for their "pictures" and laugh hysterically at the sight of their "manhood". Hmmmm... I haven't tried that yet, but I just might... no.


3. Meet the Wife Hunter

If you're also looking for a husband, make sure to talk to the "Wife Hunter". These are the type of guys who
 are looking for potential wives. Notice how he mentions that he will be meeting several women before deciding who to marry. (This dude must be a real catch. <---*read with sarcasm.* ) He wants to come across as a guy that girls will die for just to be with him. He's obviously doing a good job in boosting your self-esteem by letting you know that you are just an option. Hmmmm... I wonder why he's still single...


4. Meet the Bargaining Wife Hunter

Usually Wife Hunters don't always get the best of luck when finding a potential slave househelper wife. That's why most of them often lead to bargaining. These men perceive that most women are gold diggers, so they bargain with money, wealth, car, house, trip to the US (as you can see) and whatever shallow things they can offer to have a happy and fulfilling shallow relationship.

5. Meet Master Yoda.

I never thought I'll meet Master Yoda on a dating website. Honestly amused I was. May the force be with you.


6. The Desperate Man
 Because of the unusual offer, you might find yourself shocked and end up deleting the old man's message. The desperate man would offer you to have a cuckold relationship with him. CUCKOLD! This would mean having a relationship with him, you are there to fulfill his mental and emotional needs, and yet have the freedom to have a physical relationship with another man. In other words you are allowed to cheat on him, and he can't do anything about it. Confused? See definition on Urban Dictionary.


7. The Psychopath
If you want to add some spice in your life, with a combination of emotional stress, mental breakdown, and constant crying, make sure to meet and talk with the psychopath. These type of guys usually seem normal at first, until you eventually realize that there is something wrong with them in the head. They are nice one minute, and get mad the next. They are insecure of themselves and try to make you insecure in return. These type of guys will definitely suck the life out of you, so if you have no desire to live a happy life, make sure to hook up with the psychopath.

Guys, thank you.... it has been amusing to get to know you but....