How to be an Introvert... Like Me... O_O

(And because of that, I earned myself a Forever Alone Badge. Yay me! -__-)

Tired of having to blend in with other people? Spending too much of your time with your friends partying, dancing at clubs, drinking and passing out senseless in the wee hours of the morning? Missing out on all the valuable alone time you've been wanting for yourself? Now here's what you need:

• zits, pimples and acne
• low self-esteem
• television, and internet

Duration: as long as you can endure it. Well... it really depends with others if they still find you socially acceptable. Actually, introverts don't have control over this. It can take forever... O_O

1. Zits, Pimples, Acne... or whatever you call that ungodly puss on your face.

It is a given fact, that during your teenage phase, your hormones would start acting up, therefore leaving your skin with these humiliating bulgy, red, sore, oily postules on your face. And if it happens that your rebellious hormones love you so much, they decide to stick around, then you're basically stuck with them for the rest of your life.

Hello singleness-ness.

2. Develop a Low Self-Esteem.

There are many ways to develop low self-esteem, but one way of doing it, is trying your best to get rid of your zits. How? by trying to squeeze, and pop them off of your face, not knowing that by doing so, you're only multiplying them, and leaving you with scar marks that will last for months. Your face will be filled with sooo many zits you'll have one pimple over the other, you wouldn't even want to stare at your own face. If you are disgusted with your own face, then other people probably might be disgusted as well. 

Low self-esteem achieved. WIN!

3. Avoid Small Talk
It is also, a given fact, that when a person want to socialize with another person... in the initial stage, they engage in small talk. What's your name? Where do you live? What do you do? These questions... although are basic things you need to know about a person... is so mainstream and routine-ish, it feels like being interviewed  for a job or something.(Which apparently, I'm not good at either >.< )

Want my CV?

Also, you wouldn't be wanting to engage in a conversation with another person knowing they're trying so hard not to comment about that huge zit on your face, and the pimple scars you have although they've been staring at it for the longest time... EVER.

Let's talk about my acne, shall we?

4. Spend most of your time watching TV, writing on your Blog, and browsing on the Internet.
Since you've already avoided people with that repulsive, disfigured, grotesque, monstrous, hideous, unsightly face of yours, (yes, I googled synonyms for "ugly") the only activities you'll be left with is to try and find yourself  a TV series that you would engross your time with, obsessing at the end of each episode what would happen next, so you go on the Internet and download each season of chosen TV series.

What a productive way to waste your time. Yay!

Meanwhile, while it is still downloading, because your internet speed runs like your grandma, (love you grammy... ^^)  blog on the internet about your acne... and while trying to figure out how to blog about your acne, find a song on Youtube about Acne.

Listen to the lyrics of the song, and realize that pimples really aren't that bad. You should embrace your zits, like your best friend because at the end of the day... at the end of the day...

... at the end of the day... zits are just zits.

I'm really not sure if there's a moral to the story here.

( I meant to write something different about introverted-ness, but apparently I ended up writing about acnes.)