How to Have a Pointless Argument About Milk... O_O

CAUTION! If you are a bird, and you are crazy, and you are easily offended, please... DO NOT READ THIS BLOG!

Ever feel like having a pointless debate that all starts with a simple milk trick? Then here are some of the things you need:

• Blog website for...well... bloggers. You can try Blog Catalog.
• Discussion Forums on chosen blog website.
• Awesome milk trick Youtube video.

1. Join Discussion Forum.

Go and find yourself a discussion thread that will stimulate your fancy, or tickle your funny bone(r). If it happens that you're awesome, like I am, click on a forum thread that is entitled "Awesome Milk Trick". I can assure you of it's awesomeness. 

2. Watch Awesome Milk Trick Youtube Video.

Read the description of that particular discussion thread. This particular thread told me to "Check out this interesting video". So you should do as you're told and watch the apparently awesome video. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well here it is. 

Psycho Chick Approved! 5 stars *****

3. Participate in Comment Response.

If you were flabbergasted (<-- smart-people terminology) with the trippy, yet awesome milk trick, it is only logical to participate in the thread discussion by making an obligatory impressed comment on said video. Others too, who find the video awesome will choose to incorporate their own comments.

( I use awesome a lot don't I? That's because I'm awesome O_O) 

4. Reply to Unrelated Comment Response.

It is a given fact, that eventually, someone from out of nowhere, will make an unrelated response to Forum Threads, making everyone feel like total asses for ogling at 3 minute videos that explains the science of the trippy milk tricks. 

This particular circumstance involves a script so here it is:

Everyone: trippy stuff... Awesome indeed...Kudos for the video... Such fun for kids to do... etc etc etc... 

Crazybird: Sure, enjoy, while babies in Africa starve... 

My brain suddenly went --> o.O? What could possibly warrant him to make such a comment? I wonder... 

Me: hmmmm... well what have you done for Africa lately?

It is also a given fact, that people enjoy controversial debates and arguments, so expect obligatory oohs and aahs, in this case, a sound effect that goes - duh duh duh DUN!!! (thanks to Beethoven's 5th Symphony)

Crazybird: Laugh away, sing away. To understand what I have done for Africa, you will have to understand "collective mindset". Maybe too much for you. 

Although I think I grasp what "collective mindset" meant, I had to ask him what it has to do with starving kids in Africa. 

Me: Well why don't you enlighten us? :P

Since he refused to respond with my simple desire of enhancing my knowledge regarding the subject matter, I stalked him like any persistent, psychotic mentally challenged girl would, and asked him the same question, but with more pzazz (spell check tells me this word does not exist... hmmm...)

Crazybird: If you could understand it, you would have done so by now. I don't blame you though. I always put things the way smarter people undertsand. (My way of chaffing the wheat if you will.)

Me: Sorry if my stupidity bothers you, and my level of intellect is not up to par with your standards. But WHAT have you exactly done for African babies and HOW did you help them? If you can spell that out for me, because I'm an idiot, and I need you to explain that to me, hence what I quoted before "enlighten" me.

Taking a hit on, apparently, my mental capacity to understand things... and my self-esteem, I doubted myself whether I really understood what he meant with "Collective Mindset". And since he still refused to give an explanation, I go to my friends on Nerdfighters.com (where we fight to increase awesome and decrease world suck!) who were kind enough to enhance my knowledge and asked them the layman's term of this profound "Collective Mindset" thingy. 

Nerdfighter: In simple terms "Collective Mindset" is when a group of people have the same idea. 

Simple as that. 

Me: So how does that exactly help starving babies in Africa? 

Nerdfighter: The only way the term 'collective mindset' even works in that sentence is via empathy. Which doesn't help in any way.

So in conclusion... WTF Crazybird??? And I thought you had done something really awesome for starving babies in Africa! I would've accepted you insulting my IQ for that, but WTF? Just because we watch videos about milk tricks, doesn't mean we also don't know how to empathize with starving babies in Africa. Your argument is invalid. >.<

You can go suck my hypothetical dick 8===D!!! Get off your high-horse seriously. Or just stay there. Nobody wants to be around someone who think they are better than others.

Jeez.

Anyway, for those of you who want to go do something more than just empathizing on a "Collective Mindset" for Africa, then feel free to click on the link below and let's make the world a little bit better.

http://www.food4africa.org/

DFTBA!

(Don't Forget To Be Awesome!)