How to Create a Random Post v1.0... O_O

this is Frank Sinatra holding a Snickers Bar.

this is Frank Sinatra holding a Snickers bar that says Substantialiscious at the back.

this is the definition of Substantialiscious.

This are the things you need:

• phone camera
• Snickers bar (that says Substantialicious at the back, and has the definition of it inside the wrapper.
• a vinyl album of Frank Sinatra

Duration:  21 minutes. (Yes, I actually timed that. I can't believe it took me 21 minutes to make a random post... -___-)

1. Take a picture of Frank Sinatra holding the Snickers Bar.

To do so, you must place said Snickers Bar on to Frank Sinatra's hand... and take a picture. (That was so difficult -___-)

2. Upload pictures onto your PC.

Attach phone camera via USB wire, and upload the photos unto your computer. 

3. Create a blog about Frank Sinatra Holding a Snickers Bar.

Formulate a coherent blog that would talk about Frank Sinatra holding a Snickers Bar, and give a reason as to why you posted it.

4. Give definition of Substantialicious.

According to Snickers, this is the definition of Substantialicious \sub-'stan(t)-shu-'li-shus\(noun). The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.

So basically, it means that you can measure an object's substantialness by weighing it with your tongue. 

I giggled. 

That just really sounded so dirty, in a very naughty way.

That is all.

(this is v1.0. probably more of random posts to come eventually. And yes, that is a vintage, vinyl long playing record of Frank Sinatra's song that my grandma has kept for a very long time. Wonder how much that would cost in ebay?  hmmmm... )