Monday, March 28, 2011

How to Create a Random Post v1.1... O_O


Today's random post, Spontaneous Exploding Watermelon.

That is all. O_O

Actually no.
How the hell does a watermelon explode by itself o.O? Can someone please explain that to me? One minute I was sitting in front of my laptop, asking God what to write on my blog today, and then it exploded. O_O

Maybe it was just God answering my prayers.

Me: God, I have no idea what to write today, what should I do?

God: BAM!!! Exploding Watermelon. There you go my child. Prayers answered.

Me: Wow!!! You're totally awesome!!! Thanks a lot!!!
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24 comments:

  1. NasMarch 28, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Maybe it just needed a fart?

    Have a lovely productive week ahead
    :).

    Nas

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  2. UnknownMarch 28, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    @Nas~ You're probably right... it did smell horrible... O_O

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  3. chhipaMarch 28, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.




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  4. PBScottMarch 28, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    I would assume there was a gas buildup in the watermelon, as well as maybe drying in the skin or some scientific explanation. Could have been methane, that stinks also.

    But the timing...hmmm the gift of a topic from from unknown forces? It certainly was nice timing.

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  5. LOTGKMarch 28, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Watermelons need help to explode.
    Gallagher and company have been exploding watermelons professionally for years.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 28, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    hahahahhaha man ur crazyyyyyyyy :P

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  7. UnknownMarch 29, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    @chhipa~ well thanks much... I guess... O_O

    @PBScott~ God works in mysterious ways... O_O

    @LOTGK~ well my watermelon sure wanted to explode by itself... he's just unique that way... XD

    @davaoena~ psychocrazy... O_O

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  8. MeredithMarch 29, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    Great story! I look forward to reading more.

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  9. nothingprofoundMarch 29, 2011 at 1:42 AM

    You know what they say, dear-never look an exploding watermelon in the eye. It could get messy. Also this: Whom the gods wish to inspire they send exploding watermelons.

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  10. MikeMarch 29, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    When I first saw your post title I giggled because I was thinking dirty things. Then I realized I should just you know, grow up or something.

    It was probably rotting inside producing methane or whatever gas it is rotting fruit makes then exploded from the gas which was also why it smelled bad.

    Or god did it. I dunno.

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  11. timethiefMarch 29, 2011 at 3:15 AM

    Unlike your gorgeous self the watermellon was over-ripe. :)

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  12. TJ LubranoMarch 29, 2011 at 3:38 AM

    Hahaha! Too funny! I bet you literally looked like this O_O hehe

    Ciao Xx

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  13. Tony Van HelsingMarch 29, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    I too was thinking dirty thoughts when I saw that picture. Sexy fruit? Maybe I should explode.

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  14. kitkatMarch 29, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    hahahaha!! forreals though, he gave u sumn to blog about :p

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  15. UnknownMarch 29, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    @Meredith~ I'll try to keep the funnies coming :P

    @NP~ very deep sir, very deep...

    @Mike~ well it almost exploded on my face, thank God I had my laptop as a shield... didn't want the juices on me... :P (oh... that did sound dirty... O_O)

    @timethief~ you had me at gorgeous.... XD

    @TJ~ as God is my witness... O_O

    @Tony~ I didn't even realize my post had sexual innuendos on it... you guys are the best... XD

    @kitkat~ He's the man... :P

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  16. KittyMarch 29, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    HHAHAHA! That's awesome!

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  17. themajesstyMarch 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    LOL. This is awesome!

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  18. Janelle @ xo, meMarch 31, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    Bahahahah

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  19. D'ArtagnanD'ArtagnanApril 1, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    Maybe you're telekinetic?
    Maybe the watermelon was attempting introspection?
    It's the latest in vegan terrorism?
    Okay. I'm spent.
    Please tip your waitress.

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  20. Tavin GamacheApril 1, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    There are days when I wish I would get an exploding watermelon so I'd have something interesting to post! Seriously, that was too funny!

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  21. Steve BaileyApril 13, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Nice post. Maybe it was "muling" some smaller contraband fruit..... just sayin.

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  22. UnknownApril 14, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post.



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  23. Rebecca JohnsonApril 14, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    Haha this made me giggle A LOT! Thanks for sharing in on the randomness!!

    Bex xox

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